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Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting

4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.

reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.

deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.

It got better

Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.

This has officially become one of my favorite posts.

I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT

Best thing I’ve ever read

definedbyfire: illsevenyournine: d0nnerparty-allnight: fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne: My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought. Because you know what. You know what. After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum. And who and who would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer? They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular. Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay. He’s had them since he was a little boy. That little boy right there. KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS. OH MY GOD And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!
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definedbyfire: illsevenyournine: d0nnerparty-allnight: fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne: My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought. Because you know what. You know what. After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum. And who and who would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer? They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular. Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay. He’s had them since he was a little boy. That little boy right there. KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS. OH MY GOD And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!
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definedbyfire: illsevenyournine: d0nnerparty-allnight: fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne: My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought. Because you know what. You know what. After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum. And who and who would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer? They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular. Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay. He’s had them since he was a little boy. That little boy right there. KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS. OH MY GOD And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!
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definedbyfire: illsevenyournine: d0nnerparty-allnight: fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne: My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought. Because you know what. You know what. After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum. And who and who would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer? They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular. Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay. He’s had them since he was a little boy. That little boy right there. KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS. OH MY GOD And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!
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definedbyfire:

illsevenyournine:

d0nnerparty-allnight:

fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne:

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS.

OH

MY

GOD

And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!

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